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Me being an ass.

• Stranger: I'm sorry, do you know what today is?
• Me: I believe its wednesday.
• Stranger: Do you have the time?
• Me: Yeah, it's like 6:30
• Stranger: What do you mean it's like 6:30, is it 6:30 or not?
• Me: I mean it is within two minutes either direction of 6:30
• Stranger: So for all I know, it could be 6:28 or 6:32?
• Me: Yes, I'm sorry I am not the official keeper of time, I apologize for the inconvenience.
• Stranger: I don't need your attitude, all I wanted was the time.
• Me: ...and the date.
• Stranger: That's not important, I have to go, apparently I'm two minutes late.
• Me: You could be two minutes early, and we could stay and chat.
• Stranger: You're an asshole.
• Me: I'm sorry, do you know what today is?